"BELEK CUP" prime time news.

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Today is 1st of April on 1234.
Good morning.... Welcome to prime time news on TV "BELEK CUP"
   News edition  -  Mr. I.O. Jokesira
   Presentation    -  Mr. N.I.Q.A. Puhulaa

😎  Cats are in a deadly fast until stop using the Mortein.

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The people mostly use Mortein present. All cats are in deadly fast until stop using the  Mortein. The chairman of "Gnuru Gnuru Organisation" tells that their foods are plentiful because using Mortein.  

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😎 The thero who was meditating near the stone mill becomes Rahat.

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The thero who was meditating on a rock in a quiet environment near the stone mill becomes Rahat. He is a 130 years old young monkz A police officer in the Amazon Jungle who conducted the investigation said that he was in a come due to a headache.

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😎A glass of milk for pregnant mothers from Minister of Livestock development.

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The minister of Livestock development Mr. Gonkaala will give a glass of milk for pregnant mothers. He told further it will give from tomorrow. 

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😎 The police arrested a younger who sold snails instead of Valampuri.

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Valampuri is a exquisite thingz The police arrested a younger in Sahara desert who sold big snails instead of Valampuri. He will be remanded till 40th of next month.

😎 Tissue papers and Pulp are imported from abroad for the Vesak festival.

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This time, The Vesak festival will held on December. The government has taken actions for import tissue papers and pulp from Somalia. The minister of Economic and Geographical affairs Mr. Polleli Rama has declared this today.